{"id":1379,"date":"2018-07-10T07:55:27","date_gmt":"2018-07-10T11:55:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dragonauthors.com\/bookwyrms\/?p=1379"},"modified":"2018-08-09T00:03:11","modified_gmt":"2018-08-09T04:03:11","slug":"peaceforce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dragonauthors.com\/bookwyrms\/2018\/07\/10\/peaceforce\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I&#8217;ve Been Shamelessly Fangirling Simon Haynes for Books"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>Peace Force, by Simon Haynes<\/h4>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">FREE<\/span> for a limited time!<\/h4>\n<p>We&#8217;ve known Simon Haynes for years now. And by &#8220;know him,&#8221; I mean professionally, not personally. And by &#8220;professionally,&#8221; I mean I&#8217;ve fangirled him for something like a decade (Erin, not Steven, just to be clear), reviewing enough of his books to own an autographed first edition of Hal Spacejock #1.<\/p>\n<h3>But then I lost them!<\/h3>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Omg, the reviews, not the books! Did you seriously think I would lose BOOKS???<\/p>\n<p>I do not lose books. I might stack them to precarious heights and let the top ones gather dust. (For the record, Hal Spacejock is wearing a dust jacket.) I might even <em>once<\/em> have ruined a leather-bound book by accidentally letting the binding stick to a shelf because I hadn&#8217;t moved it in like four years. But still, I do not <em>lose<\/em> them.<\/p>\n<p>I do, however, lose reviews. Apparently. They were on a website that isn&#8217;t around anymore (long story), and all the files were on an old computer that I&#8217;ve replaced at least three times. (Once due to an airline mishap, but that&#8217;s another long story.) So now I have no idea where they are. Which is terrible because they were really great. (The books, not the reviews.) And I was going to post them on our blog (the reviews, not the books), and link this deal to them, and now my not-so-brilliant plan has been blown all to heck.<\/p>\n<p>Which is appropriate, actually. Because Simon Haynes&#8217; books feature the worst-laid plans going predictably awry in the funniest way possible. Which is why I love them all.<\/p>\n<p><em>Writing comes to a screeching halt. Come to think of it, I haven&#8217;t read this series yet. Better make sure it&#8217;s another comedy. Flips to Amazon. Scanning the preview. Okay, let&#8217;s see here. Starts off two days after her aunt&#8217;s funeral&#8230; uh, wait a minute, that&#8217;s not funny at all&#8230; nostalgic memories&#8230; broke&#8230; hang on&#8230; about to lose the apartment&#8230; um, this doesn&#8217;t even sound like&#8230; oh, here we go. Page two. Gets a police force job offer printed on the back of a fast food flyer. Yep, we&#8217;re good, people. Carry on.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So as I was saying, his books are always a rollicking good time, and this one&#8217;s FREE. What could possibly be better than that?<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h4>Note from Simon:<\/h4>\n<blockquote><p><em>Retailers confirmed to have set the price to zero:\u00a0<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/click.ml.mailersend.com\/link\/c\/YT05MzIxNTMxMzE3NzEzNjkyMzgmYz1kNGU5JmU9NDc3MDIzMzMmYj0xODc5MTIxNDImZD1uNHg5bTVk.grXYmiD_0Nqib3JtJ4-U0a0IiHns4HrzP5a5ykXS4uQ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Smashwords<\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/click.ml.mailersend.com\/link\/c\/YT05MzIxNTMxMzE3NzEzNjkyMzgmYz1kNGU5JmU9NDc3MDIzMzMmYj0xODc5MTIxNDQmZD1oNXgxZDlm.v_WmmePmovomkx6HBp7BXP2GzaaV8vlKnDB9E5PvgxE\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Google Play<\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/click.ml.mailersend.com\/link\/c\/YT05MzIxNTMxMzE3NzEzNjkyMzgmYz1kNGU5JmU9NDc3MDIzMzMmYj0xODc5MTIxNDYmZD1mOWQzdTBm.oe7q1FusalN8Y3LzdrHTFbM-Eo9xfBKtbfdaaIW3wI4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Kobo<\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/click.ml.mailersend.com\/link\/c\/YT05MzIxNTMxMzE3NzEzNjkyMzgmYz1kNGU5JmU9NDc3MDIzMzMmYj0xODc5MTIxNDgmZD1wOGo2cDFj.ekY2dSwKt-PBFYZoyTZoiT19D9_di3JkQPk1cWujUmc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">iTunes<\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/click.ml.mailersend.com\/link\/c\/YT05MzIxNTMxMzE3NzEzNjkyMzgmYz1kNGU5JmU9NDc3MDIzMzMmYj0xODc5MTIxNTAmZD1rMW00czR0.IRLF2GN9KtTPrxOVQhvdBJneqZoaREB18VyA7ZJIEuo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">B&amp;N<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>WARNING!\u00a0<\/strong><em>As I write this, the price is 99c on Amazon because they&#8217;re still updating their Peace Force price.\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/click.ml.mailersend.com\/link\/c\/YT05MzIxNTMxMzE3NzEzNjkyMzgmYz1kNGU5JmU9NDc3MDIzMzMmYj0xODc5MTIxNTImZD1oMWY1eDl3.Eo5z3WV5bzbszQ9apCfoDlEeuIgxBL0Ewgrs7PA9xJ4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">PLEASE check it&#8217;s 0.00 when you actually go to get your copy!<\/a>\u00a0If it&#8217;s 99c, please try again in a day or two.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<h4>From the publisher<\/h4>\n<blockquote><p><b>Would\u00a0<i>you<\/i>\u00a0work for a deranged robot? Harriet Walsh does!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Her weapon won&#8217;t fire without the right paperwork, the patrol car is driving her up the wall, and her crime-fighting computer doesn&#8217;t even have solitaire.<\/p>\n<p><i>Welcome to the Peace Force &#8230;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Peace Force<\/i>\u00a0is set in the distant future, where the galaxy has been colonised* and human-like robots are commonplace. It&#8217;s good clean fun, written with wry humor.<\/p>\n<p>Each Harriet Walsh novel is a complete, stand-alone story.\u00a0<b>No cliffhanger at the end of each book!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><i>The Harriet Walsh Series<\/i><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Harriet Walsh 1: <em>Peace Force<\/em> (Out Now)<\/li>\n<li>Harriet Walsh 2: <em>Alpha Minor<\/em> (Out Now)<\/li>\n<li>Harriet Walsh 3: <em>Sierra Bravo<\/em> (Out Now)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Harriet Walsh is also a major character in the Hal Spacejock books, and she joins the series in Hal Spacejock 4, <em>No Free Lunch<\/em>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Note from Erin:<\/strong> *colonized. Simon is a British-born Aussie writer, giving him a natural hatred for the letter &#8220;z.&#8221; Or &#8220;zed,&#8221; as he would say. Look up #SnotZ on Twitter sometime. As in, &#8220;s, not z.&#8221; As in, &#8220;stop spelling words wrong, you daft ninnies.&#8221; It&#8217;s a whole thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Peace Force, by Simon Haynes FREE for a limited time! We&#8217;ve known Simon Haynes for years now. And by &#8220;know him,&#8221; I mean professionally, not personally. 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