{"id":2925,"date":"2018-09-13T09:19:02","date_gmt":"2018-09-13T13:19:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dragonauthors.com\/bookwyrms\/?p=2925"},"modified":"2018-09-13T09:19:02","modified_gmt":"2018-09-13T13:19:02","slug":"the-witchs-vacuum-cleaner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dragonauthors.com\/bookwyrms\/2018\/09\/13\/the-witchs-vacuum-cleaner\/","title":{"rendered":"These Terry Pratchett stories are 80% off through the end of September!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>The Witch&#8217;s Vacuum Cleaner and Other Stories, by Terry Pratchett<\/h4>\n<p><i>&#8220;The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.&#8221;<\/i> \u2014Terry Pratchett<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve been dying to find a Terry Pratchett sale! One of the greatest names in fantasy humor, Terry Pratchett spent an entire lifetime writing. These particular stories were penned back at the beginning, when he was just 17. 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