{"id":48,"date":"2016-04-04T06:46:02","date_gmt":"2016-04-04T06:46:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dragonauthors.com\/bookwyrms\/?p=48"},"modified":"2018-08-10T01:23:06","modified_gmt":"2018-08-10T05:23:06","slug":"simon-cups-box","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dragonauthors.com\/bookwyrms\/2016\/04\/04\/simon-cups-box\/","title":{"rendered":"Simon Cup&#8217;s Box by A.B. Syed"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Funny and Brilliant!<\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-218\" src=\"https:\/\/dragonauthors.com\/bookwyrms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/tiny-star.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"30\" height=\"30\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-218\" src=\"https:\/\/dragonauthors.com\/bookwyrms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/tiny-star.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"30\" height=\"30\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-218\" src=\"https:\/\/dragonauthors.com\/bookwyrms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/tiny-star.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"30\" height=\"30\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-218\" src=\"https:\/\/dragonauthors.com\/bookwyrms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/tiny-star.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"30\" height=\"30\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-218\" src=\"https:\/\/dragonauthors.com\/bookwyrms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/tiny-star.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"30\" height=\"30\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(A note from Erin: I stole this one out of our in-box and never gave it back. Hey, you snooze, you lose. Middle grade books go by middle grade rules. Word.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This book wasn&#8217;t next up in my review list. I know. It wasn&#8217;t. So, here&#8217;s what happened&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I got a review copy by email. Yay! Love those! Of course, I opened it&#8211;you know, just to make sure it would open. Then I read a paragraph or two because I&#8217;m a compulsive reader, and after all, it was right there in front of me. I can&#8217;t be blamed for that. It was clearly not my fault.<\/p>\n<p>An hour later, I finished it. I couldn&#8217;t put it down, which was also not my fault. I blame A.B. Syed. And, obviously, I blame Simon Cup. (It&#8217;s okay. He&#8217;s used to it.) The book made me grin like a little kid. In several places it made me laugh out loud. People looked at me oddly, yes, but I laughed out loud anyway. It&#8217;s that kind of book.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The characters are wonderfully real. The writing is brilliant. If I were a still a child of bedtime story age (and why did that stop anyway, I&#8217;m now wondering), my parents would be begging me by next week, &#8220;Please, PLEASE, isn&#8217;t there SOME other book you&#8217;d like us to read?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>To which I would reply, in my best Mid Numph voice, &#8220;No.&#8221; And, of course, they would sigh, and look at me with loving, long-suffering patience, and start again from the beginning.<\/p>\n<p>Parents, you have been warned. But buy it anyway. It&#8217;s the kind of book your kids will talk about at dinner thirty years from now. &#8220;Remember that book? <em>Simon Cup&#8217;s Box<\/em>? And how I made you read it over and over?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; you will say. &#8220;Of course I do.&#8221; And after thirty intervening years, the smile will no longer be long-suffering. It will be fondly nostalgic. 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